I've gotta Roald Dahl Book!

It's called"The Dahlmanac!Cool Huh?It was easy to get this book[I bet all of your eyes are wide open]Yep..Now pay attention!step one:ask your parents if they can buy.[if your parents allow you to buy it,they are easy to convince]Second step:If they don't allow you to buy it Do that crying face ,act sad.[If you don't know How to do it..are you serious?] Third step:By then your parents will let you buy it! See..all sooo easy! now listen to my and you will get anything you want!Bye!